Sep 25, 2007

Contoh menulis surat kepada orang putih

Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur.

Biasalah bila sudah duduk "town", mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi maut, bercinta pula dgn lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang
boyfriendnya yg bermata biru.

Punyalah eksyen si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki Inggeris tadi dgn wanita lain yg lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya.
Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat, Tijah mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan
perhubungannya dgn lelaki mat saleh tadi yg baru sebulan dikenalinya.

Begini bunyi surat yg ditulis oleh Tijah binti Kulup Kecil, yg berjaya "dicuri" ...

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Mike....

I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US. ( Saya nak memutuskan hubungan kita)

I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only.

(Saya dah fikir perkara ini masak2). (Saya tahu saya bertepuk sebelah tangan).


Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes myself. You grab hand she.

(Sebenarnya, saya telah jumpa awak dan perempuan tu berjalan di bandar dengan mata saya sendiri). ( Awak pegang tangan si dia)

You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are really crocodile land.

(Awak sering memohon maaf berulang kali). Saya tak percaya awak lagi! Awak ni buaya darat.

My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie me. But now I know you correct-correct play

wood three.

Kawan saya cakap awak ni main kayu tiga. Mula2 saya fikir kawan saya tipu. Tapi sekarang saya tahu awak benar2 main kayu tiga.

So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know his result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from
me.



So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you to play-play with my liver.

Jangan main2kan hati saya.

I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't want banana to fruit two times.

Saya tak mahu pisang berbuah 2 kali.

Safe walk..

(Selamat Jalan)


Tijah

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